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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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(via kuntquats)

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

(Source: aiiimeeee, via dirtybeatsonthebongo)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

(via b-loom)

pumpkinpegasus:

“abortion is a permanent decision”

so is…having baby…..

(Source: klezmermaid, via metalcxre)

pweezus:

don’t mind me i’m watching you two from the closetimage

(via weonlygot86400secondsinaday)

trenchgun:

meloettas:

why is this tomato riding a sled

he has to ketchup to the other tomatoes

ho-sushi:

freddieboychilton:

it a nicholas cage

i have so many questions but i just can’t

(Source: abeardfullofbees, via myhearttellsmeitsyou)

thesugarray:

lostdoughnut:

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.

Nailed it.

(Source: untongue, via xbasorexicx)

catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

(via strippedtease)